"It's actually really stupid easy," Karkat reassured Venus as he dragged four rather large buckets into her room. Venus was very pretty. She was wearing not much. She has nice hips.
"You take this bucket and put it on your head so you don't have to watch," He explained as he put the bucket over her head and Venus pouted because this was not what she wanted but she was curious and Karkat is very hot and apparently really liked buckets.
"Then I put one on my head too, like this. and then you sit down on the other one, or try to, because you can't really see with buckets on your head."
"And then what? When are we going to get to the sex, Karkat?" Venus asked irritably.
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"You take this bucket and put it on your head so you don't have to watch," He explained as he put the bucket over her head and Venus pouted because this was not what she wanted but she was curious and Karkat is very hot and apparently really liked buckets.
"Then I put one on my head too, like this. and then you sit down on the other one, or try to, because you can't really see with buckets on your head."
"And then what? When are we going to get to the sex, Karkat?" Venus asked irritably.
"I don't know I think I'm twelve," said Karkat.
The End