so joan and holaday theywanted to se who would win hawkeye so they went to their friend initiate and asked them to help and initiate said NO YOU WILL FIGHT EACH OTHER PROPERLY and he turned them into cats and they fought loan was a black cat and holiday was a white cat and they kept fighting and snarling and hissing and then hawkeye said guys i am a gay and then he gave the cats away to the human society so they could be token care of and then he went to his lover and had sex and it turned out his lover was........................................initiate

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