look i just have a lot of feelings ok

[lessthanelementary]

~THE CAPITOL BADFIC MEME~

~THE RULES~

-You are now in the in-game Hunger Games fandom, and you are just overwhelmed with feels. You need to take this to the Internet. You have to fictionalize everything that the Games have not delivered - every doomed romance, every thrilling adventure, every behind-the-scenes drama!!

-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!

-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!

-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!

~*~*~*HAVE FUN YO*~*~*

*comic sans is so encouraged.

 

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Joan was sad and was crying because someone had died. She had tried to save them but she couldn't. Hawkeye came in the room and started to do things when he heard her.

"Get out." she said because she was a strong woman and didn't want to be seen crying because then other ppl might think she was weak. Hawkeye knew he could not do that because really he just realized then when he saw her sad that he loved her and wanted to protect her so she never cried.

"I never want you to cry." he said coming forwar din a manly way.

"I can cry if I want to someone is dead and we couldn't do anything."

"It is not yor fault. Shh." he said putting his hands to her lips sexily. His finger lit a fire in her groan. She realized then that she was in love with Hawkeye too. She needed a man to comfort her, not with words, but with his penis.

"Oh Hawkeye." Joan said, licking his finger. He got really hard and started to blush because he had wanted this always since he knew he loved her when he saw her cry. She lunged at him and he kissed back on her lips and with the tongue.

The took of their pants and they did it on top of the bed in the room. It was so good and they were both moaning as Hawkeye pounded into Joan with his hard cock into her vagine. Then he came and she wasn't worried because she took bc and he knew she did too so that was why it was okay for them not to use a condom and also they were both viirgins so ther e was no chance to get any STDs or anything because they are doctors. Joan really liked the feeling of Hawkeye's white seed spilling side her and that made her come to her vag all clenching around his dick to milk it of it's love honey.

"I love you Joan" said hawkeye, but she couldn't say it back yet because she is a strong women and were afraid to let people in, but that was okay because he had already knew.

The End.

[pepsi_cola]

where is the next chapter??? i want 2 know what happens when sherlock realizes his gf is bang hawkeye

[(Anonymous)]

homg joan cant be with hawkeye, hawkeye is with the initiate you dumbass EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

(INITIEYE FOREVER BABZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!)

[(Anonymous)]

Team Johawk FTW