boobhat: (smile)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III ([personal profile] boobhat) wrote in [community profile] thecircus 2014-06-11 01:48 am (UTC)

"Oh yeah. Then we serve them up with a nice plate of herring."

Cannibal jokes. Wow. He was making cannibal jokes. This was what his life had suddenly devolved into. Pretending all Vikings were brutal monsters instead of talking about the contingent that were all explorers and colonists - and now, dragon-riders - and talking about cannibalism with small children.

He couldn't do that to a kid already immersed in so much horror, so there was a slight twinkle in his eye, as he grabbed a glass of something that looked like wine from the tray of a passing avox. At least he hoped it was wine, becuase it was the only drink he'd seen that looked remotely familiar and there was no way he was drinking anything that was bright blue or glowing.

"The Vikings of Berk are also amazing explorers. We've figured out way to row a longship all the way to the moon," he said, making a sailing motion with his free hand.

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