Cuddle up a little closer, lovey mine

[molotov]

The Cuddle Meme

Cuddling is pretty much the bee's knees. You can do it in bed, while watching a movie, or pretty much anywhere else. You can forcibly cuddle someone. You can cuddle a pet. You can even cuddle while eating delicious food! So start cuddling.

HOW TO PLAY
☞ Post a comment with your character
☞ Others reply
☞ Cuddle!
☞ Lather, rinse, repeat, have fun!

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well, Lil-T doesn't have the same ring to is, now does it?

[He's gonna dramatically drape over Tony's shoulders now.]

Come on, I'm ready to do the full irony and do the couch potato with you. I got a movie, it's shitty Capitol knock-off Iron Man. He's glittery as fuck, I'm sure you'll enjoy it a lot.

[arrogantalloy]

Or you know, use Tony. Could be a foreign concept sure, But one you might be able to make a habit.

[Tony looks at the arm as it's draped over him looking disinterested but makes no move to remove it before turning back to Bro.]

Do I really want to ask how you know there's a glittery Iron Man knock off? Because I feel like I don't want to know.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Who's this Tony in which you speak? I only know of my man Big-T. [Yeah he's not budging on that.]

It's really not that exciting, honestly. You should expect me of all people to know these things. Come on, sit your ass down.

[Now he's gonna give him a hard tug towards the couch.]

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony just blank faces him. Because really, he's going to be called Mr. T any time now, he just knows it.]

I'm actually starting to wonder how Dave made it past two months old with you at the helm.

[He gives his head a shake, then lets slip a look of unbalanced surprise as he's tugged towards the couch, but begrudgingly follows.]

For the record, if you get in my lap, words will be had.

[plushaeusrumpified]

That's a legit question, and I can fully acknowledge that. [But he isn't going to answer it, either.] Another legit question is how he would've been any better off under you.

[With that, he gives Tony a push onto the couch, and then just because he mentioned it, Bro is going to plop down on Tony's lap instead of the space next to him.]

Use your words, babe. I'm all ears.

[arrogantalloy]

No one's good under me. I don't even own live plants because it's more for Pepper to do.

[When Tony's pushed onto the couch he lets out something like an Oof, then gives Bro a thoroughly annoyed look. And starts to push him off.]

This isn't a date, you're not nearly cute enough, so let's nip that one in the bud right now. And don't call me babe.

[plushaeusrumpified]

And you have the balls to criticize me? Please.

[If Tony really thinks he's going to be pushed off easily, he's wrong because Bro is latching his arms around Tony's neck and clinging tightly.]

This shit ain't fun if we just sit next to each other like good christian boys, goddamn.

[arrogantalloy]

Less criticizing and just confused how he's actually a useful kid.

[While Tony isn't exactly an authority on rough housing of any real description, after bit of flailing about to try and get him off, Tony aims a poke for Bro's side.]

You're confusing me for Cap, I've never been a christian, let alone a good one. But I still don't want you and your scruffy head in my lap.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Tony fails to get him to let go, of course, because when he clings he fucking clings. But the poke does make him squirm just a little, if only because Tony secretly hits a ticklish spot that no one is supposed to know about.]

Your face is scruffy, but you don't hear me bitching about that, now do you? But if you prefer, we could always switch places. I've heard my lap is pretty comfy.

[arrogantalloy]

My face is well groomed, there's a difference.

[He pokes at him again now knowing he's found a way to make him squirm.]

Yeah, I'm too old to be sitting in peoples laps. Why are you so insistent on this?

[Poke, poke.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Uh, fuck you? I keep mine well groomed, too. [He's so tempted to lean in and pointedly rub his sideburns all over Tony's face, but he's gonna resist that urge.

But mostly because Tony is poking him again, and he's squirming more. Fuck you, asshole.]

Because I'm bored and-

[SQUIRM SQUIRM]

Goddamn it, stop!

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony rolls his eyes at him for the grooming claim, because in Tony's mind it wasn't nearly as well manicured. So he just keeps on poking.]

You didn't listen to me, so I'm just returning the favour.

[Pokeity poke poke poke.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[They both clearly have different methods of manscaping, it will lead to plenty of fights if they keep going on.

Bro doesn't like being tickled, in fact it's one of his least favorite things because it makes him feel like he's not in control, and he likes to always be in control. It's a spur of the moment decision, but considering he's quite insistent on not getting off Tony's lap, he's determined to get him to stop one way or the other.

So Bro is gonna just kiss him right on the mouth.

He's gonna probably get slapped and/or punched for this, but it's worth it in all aspects.]

[arrogantalloy]

[The second Tony realises what Bro has decided to do to him, he reacts on impulse, and that was to jam two fingers hard under Bro's rib cage. While for the most part Tony's nothing but lean muscle, his fingers are strong and calloused from all the work he did with engineering of various levels of difficulty.

As a bonus, Tony makes a very disagreeable sound against Bro's lips. At least being courteous enough to not bite them."

[plushaeusrumpified]

[It's all fun and games until tickling turns painful, because goddamn it ow those fingers jamming under his rib cage hurt a lot. He lets out a grunt of pain, keeping their lips pressed together for a second or two longer before pulling away as he gives Tony a look.]

That was rude.

[But fine, fine, fine, he'll slide off Tony's lap and plop down heavily next to him.]

Happy now?

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony is clearly pleased when Bro stops kissing him and that he's obviously caused him pain.]

And kissing someone without permission is? Corban-Sweetie. That's not how it works in the civilized world.

[He rearranges his clothes to get himself comfortable before raising an eyebrow at bro.]

Very, just imagine how happy I'd have been if it was like this, I don't know. At the start?

[plushaeusrumpified]

[You jerk. Who takes pleasure in other people's pain? Rude.]

Oh come on, you're only saying that because it's me. I'm sure if I were a smokin' hot babe with big boobs, you'd love to have me in your lap.

[He ignores that last part. Fuck you, Big-T.]

[arrogantalloy]

[SuperVillains? Darcy, It's a pretty wide list.]

Never really been that into big boobs. It's was more I said I don't want you in my lap, you got in my lap and refused to get out. That. That is really my whole objection to this scenario. The fact it's 'you' has pretty much nothing to do with it.