Cuddle up a little closer, lovey mine

[molotov]

The Cuddle Meme

Cuddling is pretty much the bee's knees. You can do it in bed, while watching a movie, or pretty much anywhere else. You can forcibly cuddle someone. You can cuddle a pet. You can even cuddle while eating delicious food! So start cuddling.

HOW TO PLAY
☞ Post a comment with your character
☞ Others reply
☞ Cuddle!
☞ Lather, rinse, repeat, have fun!

Comments

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[aintyourdad]

The hell- ? Get off me! [ A lap full of Strider is not on Joel's list of things he wants to experience. Needless to say, he's shoving the kid off. ]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Not so fast buddy, he's wrapping his arms around Joel's neck so as not to be pushed off so easily.

And who are you kid-ing, he's in his thirties old man.]

Nah, I don't want to. You looked all lonely over here, I thought I'd fix that.

[aintyourdad]

[ Totally a kid in Joel's book. ]

Jesus Christ, get the hell off me!

[ Joel is also strong for an old guy, used to hauling dudes off him in worse circumstances than this. Keep trying, Bro. ]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro grumps quietly, but he rolls off Joel and moves to just sit next to him on the couch- he will try and probably fail to rest his feet in Joel's lap, though.]

Why are you so fuckin' crotchety?

[aintyourdad]

Not wanting a grown man and near-total stranger crawlin' in my lap makes me crotchety? I think you've got boundary issues, son.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well I mean you could look at it like that, yeah, but on the other hand you could also just accept that fact that you're crotchety.

[aintyourdad]

I know I'm a crotchety bastard, but that doesn't change your boundary problem.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I wouldn't have a boundary problem if your boundary wasn't the size of Texas!

[aintyourdad]

What part of "don't goddamn touch me" is tough to understand? I think it's pretty simple.