ic anon meme

[etcircenses]

IC ANON MEME
01| comment with your journal & receive ic anon thoughts or post categories like ships, etc.
02| IC wank is +++. OOC is a big fat no.
03| Go for it, make some trouble, leave lots of comments. This is more fun the more comment everyone gets, so go post to everyone and everything.

Comments

[yourmove]

Anonymous citizen: what did you mean, then? Elaborate.

[(Anonymous)]

You'd think the Capitol would want you to understand colloquialisms.

Bang, make the beast with two backs with, tap, fuck, sleep with, have sex with, etc. Is that clear enough for you?

[yourmove]

[That seems perfectly clear. He knows of course what sexual intercourse is. He also knows it doesn't apply to him]

Sex would be logistically impossible. [Alex does show a glimmer of curiosity, though] Why would you "hit that", as you put it?

[(Anonymous)]

Or ridiculously creative. [Oh thank god, spelling it out any more than that would be painfully awkward.]

Curiosity, mainly.

[yourmove]

Yes, I'm sure creativity would need to be involved.

Feel free to submit recommendations about my future upgrades to District 5.

[burnedbrighter]

If anyone suggests an upgrade just so he can have sex I will break all your fingers.

I have a hard enough time taking this district seriously anymore without turning one of my strongest tributes into a walking vibrator.

[yourmove]

If the general public agrees it's necessary, then I don't see the issue, Mentor.

[burnedbrighter]

Of course you don't see the issue. You have an incredibly narrow perspective on existence.

[yourmove]

I have the perspective required to carry out my job. That isn't necessarily a negative.

Why do you have a personal issue with this?

[burnedbrighter]

Because despite everything I still have some pride in my work and where I come from.

Whatever upgrades you're fitted with may be out of my hands but I can at least express how utterly ridiculous the idea is.

[yourmove]

There's nothing ridiculous about serving the public trust.

[burnedbrighter]

You would be serving that trust with an artificial phallus.

That is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. A penis is not a public service!

[yourmove]

It's all the same to me, Azula.

[burnedbrighter]

And that brings me back to my comment about your lack of perspective.

[yourmove]

It makes more sense to be concerned about what I can do for the public than about what may be perceived as "ridiculous".

[Unlike some people]

Maybe it's your perspective that requires adjustment.

[burnedbrighter]

I wish I could say you're a disappointment to me, but it's more or less as I expect from you.

[yourmove]

I'm sorry to hear that. Please forward your complaints to my support team if you feel there are specific areas that can be fixed.

[(Anonymous)]

no wonder clara has turned to rose

[yourmove]

She requires stress relief and a physical and emotional intimacy I can't provide.

[And that's a verbal shrug there]

[(Anonymous)]

yeah, so you should get that dildo attachment

[yourmove]

Submit your recommendation to District 5.

[(Anonymous)]

No one takes your district seriously anymore, Azula.

Might as well let people have fun with him.

[burnedbrighter]

Then they make a mistake by under estimating us.

People use the other tributes for sexual gratification. I like to take a little pride that my tributes only partake in the sexual gratification that they themselves desire.

[(Anonymous)]

And lose my anonymity? Oh fuck no.

[yourmove]

Very well. I can respect your anonymity. [So long as it's pro-Capitol]