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thecircus2014-01-03 07:29 pm
lessthanelementary) wrote in thecircus2014-01-03 07:29 pm
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look i just have a lot of feelings ok
~THE CAPITOL BADFIC MEME~
~THE RULES~
~THE RULES~
-You are now in the in-game Hunger Games fandom, and you are just overwhelmed with feels. You need to take this to the Internet. You have to fictionalize everything that the Games have not delivered - every doomed romance, every thrilling adventure, every behind-the-scenes drama!!
-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!
-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!
-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!
-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!
-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!
-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!
~*~*~*HAVE FUN YO*~*~*
*comic sans is so encouraged.
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(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 02:01 am (UTC)(link)Come on, I can't be the only one.
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(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 02:01 am (UTC)(link)no subject
Futuristic Lover by xXxenofanXx
(Anonymous) 2014-01-05 12:41 am (UTC)(link)"No I don't want to go out with you!" Pasha shouted at the boring Capitol man who was trying to get her number. Ugh, all these guys just didn't understand. She slammed the door to her house in his face!
"Why does nobody understand?" she lamented. "I don't want any boring normal guy! Or girl either!"
Suddenly there was a shapely claw on her shoulder.
"Why not Zoidberg?" burbled a seductive voice in her ear. Pasha shivered as she felt tentacles exploring her earlobe. Now this was more like it! She'd always had a thing for aliens, after all. They were just so much more interesting than normal guys. Or girls. It had been so exciting when the neverending quell started and not only was it way more action and drama packed than normal arenas, but some of the new tributes were from other worlds! And pretty hot. That too.
"Oh, John, we shouldn't," she said with a blush and a giggle, but she was totally just teasing and actually super into it. Who wouldn't be? Those strong, skilled doctor's claws delicately snipped her complicated dress from her body. It was ruined but that was okay.
"How did you know where I lived anyway?" she asked as he picked her up and carried her to the bedroom.
"I've been living in your dumpster for a week," he responded. "You throw out the tastiest trash." That explained the smell, which she had figured was just Decapodian musk. But it was also that too! His headfin was even up. It was so strangely alluring. Blushing extra hard, she reached up and touched it. He made a weird crab noise. It was great.
She took off her space-pattern panties and bra. He took off his shell. She brushed some stray tribbles off the bed, which was also covered in space sheets.
It turned out his facetacles were really good for a lot of things. They explored pretty much all the possibilities, until she was covered in slime and tentacle hickeys and pincer marks. It was by far the most romantic and sexy experience of her life.
When it was over an Avox walked in, saw the room covered in jelly, and walked right back out again.
(AN: R&R and suggest which alien tribute Pasha should do the nasty with next! there's lots of choices ;D i'll write more if i get five GOOD reviews!!!)
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(Anonymous) 2014-01-05 12:44 am (UTC)(link)i'll be in my bunk
Re: Futuristic Lover by xXxenofanXx
I've never been so aroused!
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