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Neffa a Reyeth ([personal profile] lessthanelementary) wrote in [community profile] thecircus2014-01-03 07:29 pm
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look i just have a lot of feelings ok

~THE CAPITOL BADFIC MEME~



~THE RULES~
-You are now in the in-game Hunger Games fandom, and you are just overwhelmed with feels. You need to take this to the Internet. You have to fictionalize everything that the Games have not delivered - every doomed romance, every thrilling adventure, every behind-the-scenes drama!!

-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!

-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!

-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!

~*~*~*HAVE FUN YO*~*~*

*comic sans is so encouraged.
 

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Marius/Cosette

the wedding night!! we were horribly deprived of it :(

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
shion/eren

whatever you think they were caught doing! you know how hormonal teenage boys can be... ;)

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Prompt: Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism.

Particularly with emphasis on Signless' loving sacrifice, preferably with Guy keeping Signless alive as long as possible and cutting off various limbs. And if Signless dies pleeeease have Guy do his death ritual but make it special for him.

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Zoiberg/anyone, with some tentacle action.

Come on, I can't be the only one.

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Iniatite & Psiionic

Quadrant makeouts!

(Because all quadrants makeout in fanfic land)

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Punchy and Sherlock, gen, friendship.

The two rap together at a talent contest

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Karkat/Venus, Karkat shows Venus exactly what the buckets are for

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Joan Watson/Hawkeye Pierce, hurt/comfort.

They lose a patient and to comfort each other, they make out on one of the other patient beds.

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Venus/Enjolras

Venus gets frustrated and takes things into her own hands. Enjolras proves justice isn't his only love~
sleeplessinalternia: (27 Better know who you're fighting for)

"In the Wake of the Clown" by carcinoGeneticist [KE<3PM, KE<>GH, PG]

[personal profile] sleeplessinalternia 2014-01-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
"It was just so awful," Katniss tells her cousin Gale. "Seeing him die in front of me. Seeing that deranged clown rip him apart. I love him so much, Gale."

She is back home in District Twelve. The Gamemakers let her go home with Prim to visit her custodian and her cousin. And now she is with Gale. Gale, because he is a good cousin, has built her a pile of coal and the two of them are sitting on top of it, holding each other.

"I love him so much," Katniss repeats because her heart-related feelings for Peeta Mellark are so strong that she has to repeat it. "I platonically hate the stupid shitty clown who murdered him, I wish I could kill him a thousand times, he's nothing but a MONSTER!"

"Shoooooosh," says Gale and he firmly paps her cheek.

Katniss stills her body. She closes her eyes.

"Thank you, Gale," she says. "I needed that."

"I know," he says. "What else are cousins for?"

She opens her eyes again. "I pity you," she says. "So much."

He knows. It's obvious how sincere she is, because Katniss is a very truthful person who could never lie, especially not to her cousin. His diamond warms to know how deeply she feels for him.

"I know," Gale says. "I pity you too."




(AN: Gale is not an OC! He's a real person and he really is Katniss's cousin! You can find his interview in the extras for the 74th Hunger Games compilation!)

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Joan and Holiday catfight over Hawkeye

inspired by above anon oh yes

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Kurt/Blaine/Kevin, jealousy

You know there has to be something going on there but we never get to see what. We're missing out.

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Signless <> Karkat; Signless <> Kanrki

Pale infidelity; Karkat catches Signless shooshing and papping Kankri and breaks up with him in tears!

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
High school AU. Any characters, I love them all.

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Waximus... the manliest bromance ever. EVER.

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
What if Terezi and Karkat had both survived the Initiate in the arena?

Someone has to write out the tearful apologies and the amazing kissing that surely would have happened!

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Eponine and Sigma, gen, sometimes your heart is really broken and even cats can't fix it (MORE TRAGIC IS BETTER!!!!)

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Aunamee/some sponsor who might vaguely resemble Timaeus but is generic enough to be a self-insert. BDSM, and the worse depicted, the better.

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Neffa/Enjolras, hatesex

I'm thinking an argument that goes from yelling, to bickering, to facesucking, to other kinds of sucking. Gratuitous misunderstanding of anatomy is probably to be expected in this one, along with a horrible misunderstanding of magic from Neffa's world, and French just randomly added into sentences in a completely nonsensical fashion.

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Also can we assume that there's roleplay out there on the Capitol equivalent of tumblr? And by "roleplay", I mean reblogged gifsets and photoshopped graphics of Tributes with inappropriate hashtags and meta. It's not exactly badfic, but it totally applies, okay.

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Cuthbert/Iskierka both of them trying to show up the other one

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I just want more Hawksong (Initieye?) fanfic.

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
also you know there's probably a whole genre of fics of people who think they are really clever because they write hot wax play waximus fics

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Neffa a Reyeth's makeout rampage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Wyatt Earp/Hawkeye Pierce, fluff or angst tho flufff is th best 4 me

They need to both be struggling with taking care of their adopted little boy Ellie and maybe Maximus can not like thm together but I think they're taking care of the little boy is so cute and shouldn't have problems like that XD

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