look i just have a lot of feelings ok

[lessthanelementary]

~THE CAPITOL BADFIC MEME~

~THE RULES~

-You are now in the in-game Hunger Games fandom, and you are just overwhelmed with feels. You need to take this to the Internet. You have to fictionalize everything that the Games have not delivered - every doomed romance, every thrilling adventure, every behind-the-scenes drama!!

-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!

-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!

-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!

~*~*~*HAVE FUN YO*~*~*

*comic sans is so encouraged.

 

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Waximus... the manliest bromance ever. EVER.

[(Anonymous)]

Is it really a bromance if there's fucking?

[gluteus]

i gotta admit i think it's a bit beyond bromance at this point woops

[(Anonymous)]

I just want gen badfic of them being SO MANLY

is that too much to ask?

[(Anonymous)]

omfg they can be manly and still be fuckin ach other you homophobe

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND LRYX BY QUEEN

[pepsi_cola]

Disclaimer: I do not own queen!!!! or Maximus and Wyatt although lol I would like to

Wyatt was injured again because people like to stab him in his pecs. Maxmis was carrying him over his shoulders like a shirtless fireman because he's very strong and has really big biceps and can totally lift Wyatt. Wyatt tenderly reachd over and wiped sweat from Max's brow.

I've been with you such a longtime
you're my sunshine

"You are my brother," Wyatt said manly. "I love you like no other."

"I love you to Wyatt," Maximus said back. "You are the best friend I could ever have."

ooh you make me feel

you're my best friend

"It's a good thing we have our clothes off so I don't have to say words because I am not a man of words," Wyatt said sexily.

Max would have said "neither am I" but that would be too many words.

"You can probably feel me without words," Wyatt said.

"I hope you understand that I cannot be with you," Maximus said gruffly as he set Wyatt on the ground and ran his hands across Wyatt's hard abs like steel. "For my heart is with another..."

READ AND REVIEW TO FIND OUT WHO HIS SECRET LOVER IS!!!!! luv u all XOXOXO u are what keepsme writing

[orestes]

Oh my god, I lost it at the note.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

... I love you forever.

Re: YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND LRYX BY QUEEN

[marcato]

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING SONG FIC BACK INTO THE WORLD

[(Anonymous)]

omg this was th ebest thing i ever red omg omg i am so scarred how could maxmus want somone more than wyat???

NO MAXI NO

more pls pls pls or i will die