thecircus | look i just have a lot of feelings ok

~THE CAPITOL BADFIC MEME~

~THE RULES~

-You are now in the in-game Hunger Games fandom, and you are just overwhelmed with feels. You need to take this to the Internet. You have to fictionalize everything that the Games have not delivered - every doomed romance, every thrilling adventure, every behind-the-scenes drama!!

-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!

-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!

-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!

~*~*~*HAVE FUN YO*~*~*

*comic sans is so encouraged.

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"Everyone here is just so... so cruel!" Kankri cried. Big, red tears rolled down his perfect face. Some terrible person had triggered him at a party, talking about a subject Kankri just couldn't handle. So he had gone to the one person who could really, truly understand him. The Signless.

And just because he was signless didn't mean he was heartless. Because he totally wanted to help the other troll who looked just like him. But how could he without hurting Karkats feels?

So while Kankri cried fat, red tears, Signless reaches out and shooshes him so hard everyone in a two block radius suddenly feels calmer. His paps are the stuff of legends. But just as he gets Kankri to stop crying there's a screech at the door.

"YOU FUCKING CHEATER!"

And then Karkat ran off crying and hid on the roof until it got too cold and he had to come inside and be a grown up and face his problems. THE END

OMFG AAAAAAAAAH!!!!

I really live a story that gets me involved like this.

HOW COULD HE SHOOSHPAP HIM. CHEEEEEAAATERR!!!

KARKAT SHOULD BRUN HIM TO THE GROUND AND THEN TOSS HIM IN A BOX AND THEN CRUSH THE BOX AND THEN TOSS IT OVER A WATERFALL AND CRUSH IT AGAAAAAAAIN

I WANT TO SEE KARKAT RAGE AND THE TROLL GODS TO COME DOWN TO STRIKE SINGLESS WITH LIGHTENING AND SMACK THEM DISAPPOINTMENT AND CRUSH ALL HIS DREAMS!!!!111!!

Please post more soon.

Sincerely,
Bong the Majestic

look i just have a lot of feelings ok

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