look i just have a lot of feelings ok

[lessthanelementary]

~THE CAPITOL BADFIC MEME~

~THE RULES~

-You are now in the in-game Hunger Games fandom, and you are just overwhelmed with feels. You need to take this to the Internet. You have to fictionalize everything that the Games have not delivered - every doomed romance, every thrilling adventure, every behind-the-scenes drama!!

-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!

-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!

-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!

~*~*~*HAVE FUN YO*~*~*

*comic sans is so encouraged.

 

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Neffa/Enjolras, hatesex

I'm thinking an argument that goes from yelling, to bickering, to facesucking, to other kinds of sucking. Gratuitous misunderstanding of anatomy is probably to be expected in this one, along with a horrible misunderstanding of magic from Neffa's world, and French just randomly added into sentences in a completely nonsensical fashion.

[(Anonymous)]

"My amour," enjolras said to neffa as he passed him in the hallway that was birghtly lit and wide and had red walls, like the blood of angry men. Enjorlas was not being serious, he was being sarcastic. he didn't liek to be serious around neffa bc magic was not serious. magic was pretty dumb!

usually neffa didnt care wat enrorlas thought about him and magic but today was different. today he said OH YEAH? angrily, in his ristopan accent that complamented enjolrs fench accent perfectly. "we will see whose ur amour!!" And then he pushed enrljas against the wall that was red like the color of desire and kissed his face, on the mouth!

they both had curly hair but enjorlas had yellow curls and neffa had brown curls. Their curls dueled for domminence just like their mouths. neffa didn't eeven care that the security cameras were ttly recording this. he had wanted to kiss enholras face for a long time, and not in a sarcastoc way. Enjrolas wasn't so sure at first but then neffa put his tongue in his mouth and he wanted to kiss neffas face too. maybe it was magic.

"EMBRASSE MOI PLZ" emjolras said into neffas mouth. neffa didnt speak french but it was ok, he was embrassing enjorlas anyway. then he whispered "your stupid and I think u just make up weird names when u want to win an argument." Enjolrsa got mad and he said "that is easy for you to say when you just made up magic!" his french accent was angry.

Neffa looked at enjolres face. "oh yeah" ? He said. "well I didn't make up THIS'

and then he waved his hands and used magic to make emholras pants come off!! And enjolras you-know-quoi was already hard. his face turned red like the blood of angry men, because he was an angry man and also rly turned on. (neffa was too.) neffa also took his pants off with magic and then they did it and enjolras made beautiful french moans.

it was magical.

(AN: R&R si vous play!! lol that's french for plz. comment if u think this is wat RLY hapened after the execution!! P.s. i looked up the french online, i am still learning!! no flames!!)

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

I can't find a line I like best in this badfic. Is it "embrasse moi plz" or "his french accent was angry" or that entire bit about their curls battling for dominance.

All I know is I blame the charlie horse I gave myself laughing on you.

[orestes]

lol that's french for plz.

Okay meme over, you have won my heart anonymous.

[iphigeneia]

this is beautiful and you should feel good about yourself