look i just have a lot of feelings ok

[lessthanelementary]

~THE CAPITOL BADFIC MEME~

~THE RULES~

-You are now in the in-game Hunger Games fandom, and you are just overwhelmed with feels. You need to take this to the Internet. You have to fictionalize everything that the Games have not delivered - every doomed romance, every thrilling adventure, every behind-the-scenes drama!!

-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!

-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!

-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!

~*~*~*HAVE FUN YO*~*~*

*comic sans is so encouraged.

 

Comments

[pepsi_cola]

Venis wasn't having a good time because Enroljas kept insisting that they have sex on a French (???) flag instead of bedsheets. She kept thinking that Enroljas was really in love with France and not her and it made her feel inadquate. Sometime when they were having sex Enroljas wouldn't call her name but would instead yell VIVA LA REVOLUTION and Venus would cry afterwards.

Frustrate with always love him and not getting anything back except amazing sex and getting to run her hands through his golden wheat-like but softer hair and massage his firm butt she finally took matter into her own hands and asked him "I don't lthink you love me as much as you love france"

"No" he said to her "it's not France"

"who is it????" she asked. "is it Justice??"

"I'm not in love with Justice" Enroljas said. "What I am in love with is.........Victory!!!"

AUTHORS NOTE: I am not update this fic until I get 50 more reviews!!!! RxR plz if u want to see ending xoxoxo

[(Anonymous)]

omg 10/10!! i luuuuuv how u added the french in it :) it makes it so much more realistic. i can so see enjloras doing this!!!

(i agree with venis about his butt tho..... XDDDDDD)

[(Anonymous)]

no offense but u speled somethings wrong lololol

but it was really great!!!! keep going plz!!!!! :o)))))

[(Anonymous)]

you have a nice writing style and everything but that was so ooc for both of them

oh my god it's like you didn't even watch this arena at all