look i just have a lot of feelings ok

[lessthanelementary]

~THE CAPITOL BADFIC MEME~

~THE RULES~

-You are now in the in-game Hunger Games fandom, and you are just overwhelmed with feels. You need to take this to the Internet. You have to fictionalize everything that the Games have not delivered - every doomed romance, every thrilling adventure, every behind-the-scenes drama!!

-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!

-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!

-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!

~*~*~*HAVE FUN YO*~*~*

*comic sans is so encouraged.

 

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Euphrasie Fauchelevant-Pontmercy, known as Cosette to all who knew her, stretched out her arms as she settled into bed. Across the room from her in the other nearby twin bed was her husband, Marius Pontmercy, close friend and loose associate of the so-called Les Amis de L'ABC, yawned and tugged the blankets up to his chin. Cosette could hardly believe they were married! It seemed like the past ten hours had been a dream. Luckily for them both, it was not a dream at all! But they were both so exhausted from all the formality and festivities that they could scarcely keep their eyes open. So, with little fanfare, the pair blew kisses at each other and snuggled in to sleep.

[(Anonymous)]

That was anti-climatic in more ways than one.

[(Anonymous)]

I was trying to be realistic.

[(Anonymous)]

Please. You know they're doing it like rabbits.

[(Anonymous)]

As if. Marius wouldn't know what to do with a woman.

[(Anonymous)]

But they're love, anon!!!

[(Anonymous)]

IT IS A PURE LOVE NOT A GROSS ONE

[(Anonymous)]

God, you prudes. Sex doesn't make a love impure, it just makes it realistic.

Plus I really want to see their kids.

[(Anonymous)]

There is nothing less sexy than two virgins awkwardly crying and flopping on each other.

[(Anonymous)]

It would be adorable, fuck you.

Nothing about my OTP is awkward or flopping. They are flawless.

[(Anonymous)]

Everything about Marius is awkward and floppy.

[(Anonymous)]

I believe we have reached an impasse. Because you are wrong. Oh so incredibly wrong.

I mean, have you seen his nostrils?

[(Anonymous)]

Next you're going to start on about his teeth.

[(Anonymous)]

They're perfect, okay. Eponine had the right idea.

[(Anonymous)]

(unsure)

[(Anonymous)]

MARIUS PONTMERCY DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT

[(Anonymous)]

EXACTLY!!!

[(Anonymous)]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScNuFDBqj9QxYdjUMDmeZitoKGq7DdqmysKBOYkcGvTmpY7ki6

[(Anonymous)]

All of my boners were lost reading this. I had hope. It was crushed.

[(Anonymous)]

how many dicks do u have

are u a troll

[(Anonymous)]

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

[crabulous]

That was my joke! I'll kill you!

[(Anonymous)]

Do you honestly expect that couple of virgins to know what to do with each other?

+1

[(Anonymous)]

Fucking disappointed, tbh.

[(Anonymous)]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScNuFDBqj9QxYdjUMDmeZitoKGq7DdqmysKBOYkcGvTmpY7ki6