Capitol Badfic Meme: Holiday Edition!

[glimmers]

~THE CAPITOL BADFIC MEME~





~THE RULES~

-You are now in the in-game Hunger Games fandom, and you are just overwhelmed with feels. You need to take this to the Internet. You have to fictionalize everything that the Games have not delivered - every doomed romance, every thrilling adventure, every behind-the-scenes drama!!

-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!

-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Dave/Karkat romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain, Joel dresses as Santa and delivers snuggles to everyone!") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!

-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!

-This is how it went down last time, if you need inspiration!

~*~*~*HAVE FUN YO*~*~*

*comic sans is so encouraged.
*text stolen from amry.

 

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Steve/bucky song fic: Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely!

[(Anonymous)]

bro strider and princess anna are in a torrid love affair with a deep, dark secret go

[(Anonymous)]

bru luukes acriss room at anne and he kno the booty fine for pursuit
his creepy wrinkled hands angle for her fly junk and amna is all about it
but then
sudendunly
she relize this is a shit idea and tells bro to get packing
and he do and he crying
but anna can do betterre
the end
the secret is that this is boolshit

[(Anonymous)]

polyvengers

its cannon

[(Anonymous)]

duh of course its cannon

if you want it just watch the games god its right there

save the fic for the stuff we dont get to see

Dave/Dave

[(Anonymous)]

please omg he is soooooooo HAWT XD ^o^!!! and he can make clones of himself! what if two daves made out?? plx plx plx someone write it

[(Anonymous)]

"Hey there." Dave said.

"Oh hi, Dave!" Dave answered.

"You're looking mighty fine today." Dave said.

"Thanks so much! You look super adorbs as well!" Dave answered.

"So..." Dave said.

"Yeah?" Dave answered.

"Do you wanna touch tongues?" Dave said.

"Sure thing! That sounds really neato!" Dave answered.

And then they kissed!

Author's Note: It's my first time! lol! Please be gentle!

[(Anonymous)]

Grantaire can't have the real thing so he trys to saduce the enjolros stratute :o)

[(Anonymous)]

can this please be a songfic to need u now by lady anteballem? that song is so romantic and is totally my e/R anthem

i'm a little drunk and i need you now!

[(Anonymous)]

clara/punchy, only one of them can be victorious in bed

[(Anonymous)]

Sam/Venus: This holiday, she's wrapping her gift instead of unwrapping it.

[(Anonymous)]

can they unwrap together after tho

[(Anonymous)]

luke/nick, h/c

they're such a couple and luke is totally the seme

[(Anonymous)]

sam/venus/porrim ot3, beautifil POCs having a varry loving threesum!! :3

[(Anonymous)]

omg white girl, go to bed and stop fetishizing sam!

[(Anonymous)]

D5 orgy. Because they're all sleeping together.

Even the troll. And the robot.

[(Anonymous)]

you can't tell me that the yogurt fight wasn't just unresolved sexual tension

[(Anonymous)]

tony/steve/jolie h/c with a side of smut please gawd

[(Anonymous)]

jet/albret/bucky

um super sexy cyborgs, duh

they totally make bedroom eyes at each other all the time

[(Anonymous)]

Felicity and Eponine snugglefest!

[(Anonymous)]

steve/sam/natasha/bucky

natasha being pampered by her boys in the ways only they know she likes

[(Anonymous)]

Marius is sad about Cosette being gone so the barricade boys plan an orgy to cheer him up!

R& R PLZ CW: FOR ANGST H/C SELF-INJURY

[pepsi_cola]

~Author's Note: I won't release the 2nd chapter until I get ten reviews and/or kudos but reviews is better.~

Marius's life was hell and it was not getting better. With Cosette gone all he did was sit in his room listening to real intense bands like AFI and Sum41 and he started wearing black. Cuoreyfac was get annoyed because Marius was burrowing his $$$ for ear piercings and skinny jean. He appreciate that Marius was more styles but was worried for his friend because he saw scars!! on his arms.

So he went to his friends Joly, Grantaire (A/N: R because it is easier to spell!) and Comefabere. He put wine in front of them because that would get R's attention. He said "Marius is sad all the time and it costs me hard so let's cheer him up"

Joly was the most gay so he was well-aquianted with the healing powers of gay sex, and also he was a doctor so that helped. He suggested they all have sex with Marius and R was like "that's a good idea" he slurred.

"Bonjuor Marius," Comfyberre said. "Quick you have to see this, we are all getting naked!"

Marius didn't care and just wanted to listen to his new Saosin album but Comfebere was like "you are not alone" and that was also the lyric of that song so Maruis thought it must be fate. He followed Combefree around the door and everyone was naked.

"Surprise!!!!"

~Author's Note: REVIEWS FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER PLZ~

[(Anonymous)]

thor/tom hate smex ;3~ teh UST is too much!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

punchy's puppet watches

[(Anonymous)]

bro is that you

[(Anonymous)]

molotov w/ brock and black tom on her shoulder as angel and devil

[(Anonymous)]

which brock?

[(Anonymous)]

dave/karkat romantic cannibalism

surely dave can spare at least one of himself for the cause

[(Anonymous)]

bro/punchy in a pool filled with smuppets

bonus for dave voyerism

[(Anonymous)]

the dark hared Brock/Bucky

I think they had a bad breakup guys, something to do with hydro. Can we get them back together, pretty plsss??