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Capitol Badfic Meme: Holiday Edition!
~THE RULES~
-You are now in the in-game Hunger Games fandom, and you are just overwhelmed with feels. You need to take this to the Internet. You have to fictionalize everything that the Games have not delivered - every doomed romance, every thrilling adventure, every behind-the-scenes drama!!
-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!
-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Dave/Karkat romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain, Joel dresses as Santa and delivers snuggles to everyone!") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!
-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!
-This is how it went down last time, if you need inspiration!
-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!
-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Dave/Karkat romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain, Joel dresses as Santa and delivers snuggles to everyone!") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!
-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!
-This is how it went down last time, if you need inspiration!
~*~*~*HAVE FUN YO*~*~*
*comic sans is so encouraged.
*text stolen from amry.
*text stolen from amry.
WARNING 4 NSFW
Everyone was sleeping in the Tribute Center except Grantaire because he was drunk and he had fall asleep outside the Center before the doors locked for curfew. When he woke up he was still drunk, but not happy drunk, sad drunk now. He had imagined he would wake up next to Enjlroas, his blode angle, before he passed out. Now he wakes to see that the Enjorlas he fell asleep next to ismade of stone.
It's a quarter after one
I'm a little drunk and I need you now
"I'm so alone!" Grataire scream. "AND ALSO DRUNK!!!"
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now
He rented his clothing off and threw his shirt to the side and threw himself onto the statue and started rubbing himself on it.
Guess I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.
"EJNOLRAS!!" he screamed and started sobbing. Tears fell like raindrops from the eyes of angels onto the marbel statue.
It was really hot because both Grantaire and the statue were naked, but Grantiare had gotten many plastic surgeries from the Capitol to fix the fact that his face was mediocer. Also his teeth were better and he was using face powder to hide the red rosacia (sp?) on his nose. His muscles were great even though all he does is drink and cry. He kissed the stomach of the statue, the statue did nothing.
"Grantaire," said someone in the darkness. Grantaire turned around.
It was...
CORUFAYC! He took Grantare in his arms and kiss him and Gratnaire realized he had not been in love with Ejnolras all along but with men in general and they had sex on top of the statue.
"You saved my life Coureyfac," Grantaire said, sighing into Cuorofac's big bushy curly. "Thank you, I was so lonely. Je temm."
READ AND REVIEW PLZ!
FIVE STARZS
(Anonymous) 2014-12-17 02:28 am (UTC)(link)