look i just have a lot of feelings ok

[lessthanelementary]

~THE CAPITOL BADFIC MEME~

~THE RULES~

-You are now in the in-game Hunger Games fandom, and you are just overwhelmed with feels. You need to take this to the Internet. You have to fictionalize everything that the Games have not delivered - every doomed romance, every thrilling adventure, every behind-the-scenes drama!!

-Trope up your faves! Write bizarre crack pairings and fandom's grossest misinterpretations; write Mary Sues and self-inserts; put in shitty author's notes and song lyrics; be the deepest, darkest part of the Hunger Games fandom. If you don't know a character? Whatever! Pretend you just read the first paragraph of the wiki and write a fic off that!

-You can do this one of two ways: Either post a prompt (i.e. "Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism; Enjolras, crying in the rain") or, if you're feeling inspired, just post a badfic straight up!

-Go anon if you'd like; write as some feels-ridden Capitolite or even as your own character; it's up to you!

~*~*~*HAVE FUN YO*~*~*

*comic sans is so encouraged.

 

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Marius/Cosette

the wedding night!! we were horribly deprived of it :(

[(Anonymous)]

Euphrasie Fauchelevant-Pontmercy, known as Cosette to all who knew her, stretched out her arms as she settled into bed. Across the room from her in the other nearby twin bed was her husband, Marius Pontmercy, close friend and loose associate of the so-called Les Amis de L'ABC, yawned and tugged the blankets up to his chin. Cosette could hardly believe they were married! It seemed like the past ten hours had been a dream. Luckily for them both, it was not a dream at all! But they were both so exhausted from all the formality and festivities that they could scarcely keep their eyes open. So, with little fanfare, the pair blew kisses at each other and snuggled in to sleep.

[(Anonymous)]

shion/eren

whatever you think they were caught doing! you know how hormonal teenage boys can be... ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Prompt: Signless/Guy Crood, romantic cannibalism.

Particularly with emphasis on Signless' loving sacrifice, preferably with Guy keeping Signless alive as long as possible and cutting off various limbs. And if Signless dies pleeeease have Guy do his death ritual but make it special for him.

[(Anonymous)]

ahaha shit i'm claiming this one

[(Anonymous)]

Zoiberg/anyone, with some tentacle action.

Come on, I can't be the only one.

[(Anonymous)]

seriously, those facetacles.

[(Anonymous)]

Iniatite & Psiionic

Quadrant makeouts!

(Because all quadrants makeout in fanfic land)

[(Anonymous)]

Punchy and Sherlock, gen, friendship.

The two rap together at a talent contest

[(Anonymous)]

Karkat/Venus, Karkat shows Venus exactly what the buckets are for

[gluteus]

"It's actually really stupid easy," Karkat reassured Venus as he dragged four rather large buckets into her room. Venus was very pretty. She was wearing not much. She has nice hips.

"You take this bucket and put it on your head so you don't have to watch," He explained as he put the bucket over her head and Venus pouted because this was not what she wanted but she was curious and Karkat is very hot and apparently really liked buckets.

"Then I put one on my head too, like this. and then you sit down on the other one, or try to, because you can't really see with buckets on your head."

"And then what? When are we going to get to the sex, Karkat?" Venus asked irritably.

"I don't know I think I'm twelve," said Karkat.

The End

[(Anonymous)]

Joan Watson/Hawkeye Pierce, hurt/comfort.

They lose a patient and to comfort each other, they make out on one of the other patient beds.

[(Anonymous)]

Joan was sad and was crying because someone had died. She had tried to save them but she couldn't. Hawkeye came in the room and started to do things when he heard her.

"Get out." she said because she was a strong woman and didn't want to be seen crying because then other ppl might think she was weak. Hawkeye knew he could not do that because really he just realized then when he saw her sad that he loved her and wanted to protect her so she never cried.

"I never want you to cry." he said coming forwar din a manly way.

"I can cry if I want to someone is dead and we couldn't do anything."

"It is not yor fault. Shh." he said putting his hands to her lips sexily. His finger lit a fire in her groan. She realized then that she was in love with Hawkeye too. She needed a man to comfort her, not with words, but with his penis.

"Oh Hawkeye." Joan said, licking his finger. He got really hard and started to blush because he had wanted this always since he knew he loved her when he saw her cry. She lunged at him and he kissed back on her lips and with the tongue.

The took of their pants and they did it on top of the bed in the room. It was so good and they were both moaning as Hawkeye pounded into Joan with his hard cock into her vagine. Then he came and she wasn't worried because she took bc and he knew she did too so that was why it was okay for them not to use a condom and also they were both viirgins so ther e was no chance to get any STDs or anything because they are doctors. Joan really liked the feeling of Hawkeye's white seed spilling side her and that made her come to her vag all clenching around his dick to milk it of it's love honey.

"I love you Joan" said hawkeye, but she couldn't say it back yet because she is a strong women and were afraid to let people in, but that was okay because he had already knew.

The End.

[(Anonymous)]

Venus/Enjolras

Venus gets frustrated and takes things into her own hands. Enjolras proves justice isn't his only love~

[pepsi_cola]

Venis wasn't having a good time because Enroljas kept insisting that they have sex on a French (???) flag instead of bedsheets. She kept thinking that Enroljas was really in love with France and not her and it made her feel inadquate. Sometime when they were having sex Enroljas wouldn't call her name but would instead yell VIVA LA REVOLUTION and Venus would cry afterwards.

Frustrate with always love him and not getting anything back except amazing sex and getting to run her hands through his golden wheat-like but softer hair and massage his firm butt she finally took matter into her own hands and asked him "I don't lthink you love me as much as you love france"

"No" he said to her "it's not France"

"who is it????" she asked. "is it Justice??"

"I'm not in love with Justice" Enroljas said. "What I am in love with is.........Victory!!!"

AUTHORS NOTE: I am not update this fic until I get 50 more reviews!!!! RxR plz if u want to see ending xoxoxo

"In the Wake of the Clown" by carcinoGeneticist [KE<3PM, KE<>GH, PG]

[sleeplessinalternia]

"It was just so awful," Katniss tells her cousin Gale. "Seeing him die in front of me. Seeing that deranged clown rip him apart. I love him so much, Gale."

She is back home in District Twelve. The Gamemakers let her go home with Prim to visit her custodian and her cousin. And now she is with Gale. Gale, because he is a good cousin, has built her a pile of coal and the two of them are sitting on top of it, holding each other.

"I love him so much," Katniss repeats because her heart-related feelings for Peeta Mellark are so strong that she has to repeat it. "I platonically hate the stupid shitty clown who murdered him, I wish I could kill him a thousand times, he's nothing but a MONSTER!"

"Shoooooosh," says Gale and he firmly paps her cheek.

Katniss stills her body. She closes her eyes.

"Thank you, Gale," she says. "I needed that."

"I know," he says. "What else are cousins for?"

She opens her eyes again. "I pity you," she says. "So much."

He knows. It's obvious how sincere she is, because Katniss is a very truthful person who could never lie, especially not to her cousin. His diamond warms to know how deeply she feels for him.

"I know," Gale says. "I pity you too."




(AN: Gale is not an OC! He's a real person and he really is Katniss's cousin! You can find his interview in the extras for the 74th Hunger Games compilation!)

Re: "In the Wake of the Clown" by carcinoGeneticist [KE<3PM, KE<>GH, PG]

[casaerotica13]

I lost it at the pile of coal and never got it back.

[(Anonymous)]

Joan and Holiday catfight over Hawkeye

inspired by above anon oh yes

[(Anonymous)]

so joan and holaday theywanted to se who would win hawkeye so they went to their friend initiate and asked them to help and initiate said NO YOU WILL FIGHT EACH OTHER PROPERLY and he turned them into cats and they fought loan was a black cat and holiday was a white cat and they kept fighting and snarling and hissing and then hawkeye said guys i am a gay and then he gave the cats away to the human society so they could be token care of and then he went to his lover and had sex and it turned out his lover was........................................initiate

the end

[(Anonymous)]

Kurt/Blaine/Kevin, jealousy

You know there has to be something going on there but we never get to see what. We're missing out.

[(Anonymous)]

Signless <> Karkat; Signless <> Kanrki

Pale infidelity; Karkat catches Signless shooshing and papping Kankri and breaks up with him in tears!

guaranteed 110% BAD fic

[tis_allgood]

"Everyone here is just so... so cruel!" Kankri cried. Big, red tears rolled down his perfect face. Some terrible person had triggered him at a party, talking about a subject Kankri just couldn't handle. So he had gone to the one person who could really, truly understand him. The Signless.

And just because he was signless didn't mean he was heartless. Because he totally wanted to help the other troll who looked just like him. But how could he without hurting Karkats feels?

So while Kankri cried fat, red tears, Signless reaches out and shooshes him so hard everyone in a two block radius suddenly feels calmer. His paps are the stuff of legends. But just as he gets Kankri to stop crying there's a screech at the door.

"YOU FUCKING CHEATER!"

And then Karkat ran off crying and hid on the roof until it got too cold and he had to come inside and be a grown up and face his problems. THE END

[(Anonymous)]

High school AU. Any characters, I love them all.

[(Anonymous)]

Marius exhaled nervously as the bus approached the school, it's windows garish and blindingly reflective in the early morning sun. He still wasn't convinced this was, strictly speaking, a good idea, but Ian was hopeful about their new school, and so he figured he might be as well, even if he wasn't really all that eager to relearn where his classes were not to mention deal with the other complications of a new environment.

Fortunately, he day passed uneventfully. He and Ian had different home room assignments, which was unfortunate. More unfortunate was his seating assignment; next to a boy with impossibly blue eyes and altogether too perfect blond curls who glared down at him critically when he dropped his pencil. There was another girl in his class, Eponine, who seemed more kind, which was lucky. All in all, however, the day was not substantially interesting enough to pull him from his day dreams.

That was, of course, until she appeared.

She had stumbled, or, more likely, he had stumbled, into her on his way through the gymnasium. He was coming and she was going, or perhaps it was the other way around. He couldn't be certain anymore, his entire world had been turned upside down by her and her gentle laugh as they collected themselves. Cosette Fauchelevent was her name, and she was a sophomore, a cheerleader. She was completely and tragically out of his league, but that didn't matter. He would be content so long as he could be in the same building as her, breathing the same air, and wearing the same colors.

And so the next day he collected his things after class, waved good-bye to Ian as they separated when the bus arrived, and in greeting to Eponine before the beginning of class. He even found the nerve to make a face back at Enjolras when the boy (who was overly opinionated in Marius' humble assessment) had the nerve to make a face at him. Then, at the conclusion of their period, he marched off purposefully toward the gymnasium, his heart worn on his sleeve.

Today he had energy, today he had a purpose. Today, by God, sempai would notice him.

[(Anonymous)]

Waximus... the manliest bromance ever. EVER.

[(Anonymous)]

Is it really a bromance if there's fucking?

[(Anonymous)]

What if Terezi and Karkat had both survived the Initiate in the arena?

Someone has to write out the tearful apologies and the amazing kissing that surely would have happened!

[(Anonymous)]

lmao karkat we all know this is u lozer give it up

<-- picture of u bein a lozer !!!!!!

rezisong4lyfe

[(Anonymous)]

Eponine and Sigma, gen, sometimes your heart is really broken and even cats can't fix it (MORE TRAGIC IS BETTER!!!!)

[(Anonymous)]

Aunamee/some sponsor who might vaguely resemble Timaeus but is generic enough to be a self-insert. BDSM, and the worse depicted, the better.

[(Anonymous)]

Neffa/Enjolras, hatesex

I'm thinking an argument that goes from yelling, to bickering, to facesucking, to other kinds of sucking. Gratuitous misunderstanding of anatomy is probably to be expected in this one, along with a horrible misunderstanding of magic from Neffa's world, and French just randomly added into sentences in a completely nonsensical fashion.

[(Anonymous)]

"My amour," enjolras said to neffa as he passed him in the hallway that was birghtly lit and wide and had red walls, like the blood of angry men. Enjorlas was not being serious, he was being sarcastic. he didn't liek to be serious around neffa bc magic was not serious. magic was pretty dumb!

usually neffa didnt care wat enrorlas thought about him and magic but today was different. today he said OH YEAH? angrily, in his ristopan accent that complamented enjolrs fench accent perfectly. "we will see whose ur amour!!" And then he pushed enrljas against the wall that was red like the color of desire and kissed his face, on the mouth!

they both had curly hair but enjorlas had yellow curls and neffa had brown curls. Their curls dueled for domminence just like their mouths. neffa didn't eeven care that the security cameras were ttly recording this. he had wanted to kiss enholras face for a long time, and not in a sarcastoc way. Enjrolas wasn't so sure at first but then neffa put his tongue in his mouth and he wanted to kiss neffas face too. maybe it was magic.

"EMBRASSE MOI PLZ" emjolras said into neffas mouth. neffa didnt speak french but it was ok, he was embrassing enjorlas anyway. then he whispered "your stupid and I think u just make up weird names when u want to win an argument." Enjolrsa got mad and he said "that is easy for you to say when you just made up magic!" his french accent was angry.

Neffa looked at enjolres face. "oh yeah" ? He said. "well I didn't make up THIS'

and then he waved his hands and used magic to make emholras pants come off!! And enjolras you-know-quoi was already hard. his face turned red like the blood of angry men, because he was an angry man and also rly turned on. (neffa was too.) neffa also took his pants off with magic and then they did it and enjolras made beautiful french moans.

it was magical.

(AN: R&R si vous play!! lol that's french for plz. comment if u think this is wat RLY hapened after the execution!! P.s. i looked up the french online, i am still learning!! no flames!!)

[(Anonymous)]

Also can we assume that there's roleplay out there on the Capitol equivalent of tumblr? And by "roleplay", I mean reblogged gifsets and photoshopped graphics of Tributes with inappropriate hashtags and meta. It's not exactly badfic, but it totally applies, okay.

[futilecycle]

I need

to see this.

[(Anonymous)]

Cuthbert/Iskierka both of them trying to show up the other one

[(Anonymous)]

I just want more Hawksong (Initieye?) fanfic.

[(Anonymous)]

also you know there's probably a whole genre of fics of people who think they are really clever because they write hot wax play waximus fics

[(Anonymous)]

omg!111! sum1 pleeze do this 1! it would be sooooo hawt!11!1!

[(Anonymous)]

Neffa a Reyeth's makeout rampage

[(Anonymous)]

makeout godzilla

[(Anonymous)]

Wyatt Earp/Hawkeye Pierce, fluff or angst tho flufff is th best 4 me

They need to both be struggling with taking care of their adopted little boy Ellie and maybe Maximus can not like thm together but I think they're taking care of the little boy is so cute and shouldn't have problems like that XD